it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
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I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
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He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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