All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
only if we run a train.
done.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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