Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
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i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
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It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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