Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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