Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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