No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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