STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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