Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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