Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
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You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
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I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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