He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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