BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
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So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
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Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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