and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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