we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Randomize
