They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
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I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
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Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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