I want to make a zoo with you.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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