we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Randomize
