I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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