And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
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