It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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