Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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