I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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