is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
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woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
That was an excessively violent trivia night
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
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It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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