his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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