Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
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his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
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I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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