Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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