Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
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I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
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My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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