we're blogging at a bar
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
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Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
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You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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