Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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