Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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