He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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