and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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