Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
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Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
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My vagina just clenched in fear
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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