i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
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i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
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I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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