OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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