i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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