I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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