Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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