My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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