wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
