Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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