The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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