She went from zero to smokin in five shots
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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