Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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