WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
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I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
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I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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