Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
if only i could text you this smell
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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