with your own penis?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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