Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
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They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
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I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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