Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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