Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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