I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Randomize
