there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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