You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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