Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Also, beer. Big fan.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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