There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
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I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
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Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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