A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
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Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
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