There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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